Zombieland Rules!

Now anyone that's into Zombies has to have seen "Zombieland" and if you haven't well get off your butt and go to a red box or Netflix it!

Anyhoo! Here are the "Zombieland" Rules;

1. Cardio (We will cover this later in the workout plan I am putting together!)
   
2. The Double Tap (Enough said to this)
   
3. Beware of Bathrooms
4. Wear Seat Belts (Even though it's the world of the dead now, you don't want to join the ranks)
   
5. No Attachments
6. The “Skillet”
7. Travel Light
8. Get a Kick Ass Partner (Someone needs to watch your back)
   
9. With your Bare Hands
10. Don’t Swing Low
11. Use Your Foot
12. Bounty Paper Towels
13. Shake it Off
14. Always carry a change of underwear
15. Bowling Ball
16. Opportunity Knocks
17. Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
18. Limber Up (Once again will be covered later in workout plan)
    
19. Break it Up
20. It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
21. Avoid Strip Clubs
22. When in doubt Know your way out
23. Ziploc
24. Use your thumbs
25. Shoot First
26. A little sun screen never hurt anybody
27. Incoming!
28. Double-Knot your Shoes
29. The Buddy System
30. Pack your stain stick
31. Check the back seat
32. Enjoy the little things
33. Swiss army Knife

Now a side not on this! These are not mine, they're strictly from the movie and it's amazing writers/creators while I wish to claim credit I can't. Enough said on that!

As time goes on with this blog I will post here and there rules of my own and some of them will coincide with the "Zombieland" rules but not all of them.

Until next time!

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