Joshua Guess

Another amazing author that I must list on here (and no I didn't forget about him yesterday, I was just falling all over myself to get to bed) is the title of this post, Mr. Joshua Guess... well I guess it's just Joshua Guess but I wanted to add the "Mr." part for my own personal enjoyment if nothing else :)

His 3 books that I currently have on my kindle are a great series titled "Living with The Dead". It's in a blog style of writing that while some people that reviewed it said that it wasn't great "blah Blah Blah" I think that is a load of crock! I love the style of blog writing, I personally think that it makes the characters (which is the writer himself) all that more relate able. I devoured the first 2 books and as soon as I saw that the 3rd was available I finished it within a week.

I guess that is another reason that I wanted to start this blog is that JG inspired me in a way (along with a very dear friend) that I thought just for fun to start my own blog about Zombies which I love. It is a great series and anybody that is into the whole Zombie genre need to read it, they are well worth the time and money :)

ZT

I Suck at this Game

Blogging, Blogging, Blogging

I suck at it, I always have good intentions when I started but then life gets in the way and I forgot about it and then don't update for ages until my lovely friend reminds me. So this is my apology I guess and I hope to start a new.

First thing first... Best invention in the last five years in my opinion is easily the Kindle. I am hooked love it, having read this much since I was forced too in high school!

Of course one type of book that takes up most of my storage space is a great collection by Max Brooks. His Zombie Survival guide is one that I know is supposed to be a "comedy" book but as I was reading it (I'm at 3 times now) I couldn't help but think "Oh my gosh! I need to remember that!" I'm such a Zombie Nerd.

Another one that he wrote "World War Z" is amazing. Creative and beautifully (If the word can be used to describe a zombie book) written. I was gripped by it from the first page to the last, devouring every word and loving it.

There are so many more that I want to tell you about but for now that will have to be it because it is nearing 11 pm and I have to work in a few short hours so I want to hit that coma state of sleep that blissfully calls my name.

Have faith in me. Maybe I can keep this up :)

Zombieland Rules!

Now anyone that's into Zombies has to have seen "Zombieland" and if you haven't well get off your butt and go to a red box or Netflix it!

Anyhoo! Here are the "Zombieland" Rules;

1. Cardio (We will cover this later in the workout plan I am putting together!)
   
2. The Double Tap (Enough said to this)
   
3. Beware of Bathrooms
4. Wear Seat Belts (Even though it's the world of the dead now, you don't want to join the ranks)
   
5. No Attachments
6. The “Skillet”
7. Travel Light
8. Get a Kick Ass Partner (Someone needs to watch your back)
   
9. With your Bare Hands
10. Don’t Swing Low
11. Use Your Foot
12. Bounty Paper Towels
13. Shake it Off
14. Always carry a change of underwear
15. Bowling Ball
16. Opportunity Knocks
17. Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
18. Limber Up (Once again will be covered later in workout plan)
    
19. Break it Up
20. It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
21. Avoid Strip Clubs
22. When in doubt Know your way out
23. Ziploc
24. Use your thumbs
25. Shoot First
26. A little sun screen never hurt anybody
27. Incoming!
28. Double-Knot your Shoes
29. The Buddy System
30. Pack your stain stick
31. Check the back seat
32. Enjoy the little things
33. Swiss army Knife

Now a side not on this! These are not mine, they're strictly from the movie and it's amazing writers/creators while I wish to claim credit I can't. Enough said on that!

As time goes on with this blog I will post here and there rules of my own and some of them will coincide with the "Zombieland" rules but not all of them.

Until next time!

"Zombie Tools: A fist full of f*** yeah!" (t-shirt available for sale at http://zombietools.net/blog/ )


ZT

The Fall?

Is this it? The beginning of the END?!

Let me answer that with a question itself.... Maybe?

Maybe you'll go so crazy from reading these random ramblings that you may just go to your local Wal-Mart, buy a gallon of your of ice cream <insert favorite flavor here :) > and eat yourself into a sugar coma.... all I say to that is, go for that and tell me how that works out okay?

Anyways, on to the point of this beautiful, wonderful, marvelous blog. Well the main point is entertain me at my random moments and everyone out there will suffer....MUWHAHAHAHA... or maybe thoroughly enjoy it, crap I need to work on this whole doing evil upon the world thing.

This will consist of my 'Zombie Plan' (more or less) everything from supplies to diet and workout. Yes I said it! Diet and Workout, because honestly you could have the best stockpile in the world but if your completely out of shape and sudden find that you have to transport yourself and that wonderful stockpile....well when the Zombies get ya I will be using your supplies :)

Also I will post Books, Movies & Games (mostly Zombie related) and what I thought of them on here. All and all I think that pretty well describes my ramblings at best for the moment.

More to come soon!

ZT