Now anyone that's into Zombies has to have seen "Zombieland" and if you haven't well get off your butt and go to a red box or Netflix it!
Anyhoo! Here are the "Zombieland" Rules;
- Cardio (We will cover this later in the workout plan I am putting together!)
- The Double Tap (Enough said to this)
- Beware of Bathrooms
- Wear Seat Belts (Even though it's the world of the dead now, you don't want to join the ranks)
- No Attachments
- The “Skillet”
- Travel Light
- Get a Kick Ass Partner (Someone needs to watch your back)
- With your Bare Hands
- Don’t Swing Low
- Use Your Foot
- Bounty Paper Towels
- Shake it Off
- Always carry a change of underwear
- Bowling Ball
- Opportunity Knocks
- Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
- Limber Up (Once again will be covered later in workout plan)
- Break it Up
- It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
- Avoid Strip Clubs
- When in doubt Know your way out
- Ziploc
- Use your thumbs
- Shoot First
- A little sun screen never hurt anybody
- Incoming!
- Double-Knot your Shoes
- The Buddy System
- Pack your stain stick
- Check the back seat
- Enjoy the little things
- Swiss army Knife
Now a side not on this! These are not mine, they're strictly from the movie and it's amazing writers/creators while I wish to claim credit I can't. Enough said on that!
As time goes on with this blog I will post here and there rules of my own and some of them will coincide with the "Zombieland" rules but not all of them.
Until next time!
"Zombie Tools: A fist full of f*** yeah!" (t-shirt available for sale at http://zombietools.net/blog/ )
ZT
Is this it? The beginning of the END?!
Let me answer that with a question itself.... Maybe?
Maybe you'll go so crazy from reading these random ramblings that you may just go to your local Wal-Mart, buy a gallon of your of ice cream <insert favorite flavor here :) > and eat yourself into a sugar coma.... all I say to that is, go for that and tell me how that works out okay?
Anyways, on to the point of this beautiful, wonderful, marvelous blog. Well the main point is entertain me at my random moments and everyone out there will suffer....MUWHAHAHAHA... or maybe thoroughly enjoy it, crap I need to work on this whole doing evil upon the world thing.
This will consist of my 'Zombie Plan' (more or less) everything from supplies to diet and workout. Yes I said it! Diet and Workout, because honestly you could have the best stockpile in the world but if your completely out of shape and sudden find that you have to transport yourself and that wonderful stockpile....well when the Zombies get ya I will be using your supplies :)
Also I will post Books, Movies & Games (mostly Zombie related) and what I thought of them on here. All and all I think that pretty well describes my ramblings at best for the moment.
More to come soon!
ZT
